Reptile Dysfunction

I’m awake, but am I really? Something seems unusual. Is it my Posturepedic Sealy, or myself being delusional?

I saw a big, green alligator quickly jumping off my bed. It said, “I’ll see you later.” With a wink away it sped.

Next, sprung up a crocodile with a wry grin ear to ear; It whispered, “After a while, I’ll come join you for a beer.” I sipped a mango Snapple, out popped a rainbow snake. It hissed, “Why not apple? It’s good for Hades’ sake!”

A frog sat in the dim light, twiddling thumbs, no joke. It said, “Being polite, dude. Waiting for you to croak.”

Pinch me. Am I sleeping; this madness just a dream, of talking reptiles leaping like fish out of a stream?

~g