Bubba Hubbard's Cupboard

The leftover leftovers have all been eaten. All the eggs have long since been beaten. Bread, milk, and butter ran out last week. There’s nothing left to make, sort of speak.

Enough coffee grounds to make half a pot. Veggies in the crisper have all begun to rot. A bag of sprouts sits all alone in the freezer. T.G.I. Friday’s take out box is just a teaser.

One can of red beans and a half cup of rice; some bacon and onion sure would be nice. Got a few corn tortillas but no more cheese. Down to one pack of Top Ramen? Jeeze!

A forgotten yogurt has now grown a beard. The liquid in the pickle jar sure looks weird. Condiments are for naught, but have no fear: who needs food when there’s so much beer!

~g