Anyone Seen My Glasses?

Prednisone,

cheap cologne,

hydro-chloro-thia-zid;

Altoids,

hemorrhoids,

aging cream that has no lid;

Cataracts,

heart attacks,

aspirin for the hell of it;

Prune juice,

what’s the use,

still can’t seem to take a shit;

Lonely days,

in a haze,

searching for a damn to give;

Can’t get wood,

but life’s good,

much better than the alternative.

~g